emily

for legal reasons this is a joke

[emily @emilyypeyton]

God put me on the earth to watch reality tv with my pug. That’s it!!!

[emily @emilyypeyton]

@thereaItupac Still watch that dance once a day!!!!

[emily @emilyypeyton]

Coming back into the black hole for two minutes to inform everyone that society’s best have to come together to create a beautiful creation of a movie: Sandra Oh, Awkwafina, and a pug named Linguini

[emily @emilyypeyton]

@thereaItupac She did a podcast with celebrity memoir book club 10/10 recommend

[emily @emilyypeyton]

Taco cabana is home bc they only refer to me in pet names

[emily @emilyypeyton]

@Trent__R I’m Just Ken hits a little too hard

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Last night I found out what happens when you drink six margaritas.

[emily @emilyypeyton]

Fashion show daughters?? I have a fashion show dad. He’s shown me 92383 “Rickie Fowler” inspired outfits for the golf course tomorrow

[emily @emilyypeyton]

Instagram streaming what I’m currently listening to is my newest nightmare

[emily @emilyypeyton]

@thereaItupac Love u bestie ❣️

[brent @murrman5]

yogurts should come in a five pack not four pack or make the work week four days

[emily @emilyypeyton]

@emskiiis I’m listening??!!!!!

[emily @emilyypeyton]

@emskiiis Oh no

[becca moore @becccamoore]

happy international womens dayyyy. i still stand by this

[becca moore @becccamoore]

I don’t like sports movies like the avengers and star wars or whatever

[emily @emilyypeyton]

A rule to make ur Monday’s a bit better:

Pasta dinner Monday

Solves a lot (but not all) problems

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I will never ever judge a friend who cancels plans because they want to stay in. at any given time i’m thinking about being in my bed so u are in good company bestie

[emily @emilyypeyton]

@emskiiis Omg same!! What’s in the water lol

[emily @emilyypeyton]

Feeling extra thankful that I woke up today at 10:30, no plans, no kids, mild adult things to do today, zero responsibilities to others….. just feels good!!!!