Emily

ahaha

[Emily @emilyyweimer]

Y’all don’t have a Taurus in your life to be real with you and it shows

[Emily @emilyyweimer]

Prettiest girl at the dmv (I’m the only one here)

[Emily @emilyyweimer]

What does it mean if my bf listens to girl in red???

[Emily @emilyyweimer]

I keep cringy men on Snapchat for entertainment

[Emily @emilyyweimer]

Farting at the gym to scare off incels but I think they like it

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

girls wear nothing but black but their favorite color is pink

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

if u hate AI ur gonna love me bc i'm not artificial or intelligent :)

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

what if i rubbed my hands together like a naughty little fly in the middle of sex

[Emily @emilyyweimer]

Crying at a planet fitness

[Emily @emilyyweimer]

Gen X always be saying the younger generations have no manners and then they eat with their mouth open

[Emily @emilyyweimer]

I had a sex dream about Steve-O last night

[butters @yung_butters]

POV: you’re Chris Rock #whatjusthappened

[Emily @emilyyweimer]

@emilyelayache Rip to my phone number🥲

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[Emily @emilyyweimer]

Driving into snow berms and listening to Megan Thee Stallion

[/r/2020PoliceBrutality @r2020PB]

a cop sucker punches someone who is already restrained. 5 other cops watch.

this cannot be reformed.

[Emily @emilyyweimer]

@katvandergriff I love these for me