Emily

u of u

[connor m @connormiltn]

girIs create situations in their heads & then text you like “i have a question”

[folake aina @f0lake]

At this point watching people go places and hang out is like...infuriating. Blood boiling

[Utah Division of Emergency Management (Utah DEM) @UtahEmergency]

We’re here to stop rumors:

People have been saying that officials are predicting an earthquake in the next 30 minutes.

THIS IS NOT TRUE.

Earthquakes cannot be predicted, we are 95% certain that this was the main shock.

[Jai Like @sheranelamar]

REMINDER TO MY LADIES!! you better not “wyd friday?” to that man!!!!! he knows what friday is and he ain’t brought it up for a reason. treat yourself or hang out w your girls.... don’t do this to yourself....

[relatable @byreIatable]

Syllabus: cramming will not work for this class

Me: well it’s gonna have to

[Emily @emilyyykat]

my tuition went up $3000 because l got into the business college I am SICK

[will defries @willdefries]

never forget about the insanely british kid who threatened to uppercut santa if he’s on the naughty list https://t.co/lgfwur6o40

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i have so much to do. so i’m gonna go ahead and take a 3 hour nap

[Aja🌸 @Ajanaenaexo]

it’s always “you deserve better” never “let me show you what you deserve”

[Mykie @GlamandGore]

Do not be alarmed but.... it’s the best day of the year.

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

Just take a moment to fall in love with Bach in the rain. https://t.co/NTH4avpGHg

[relatable @byreIatable]

In college any "free time" you have is actually just you procrastinating

[kourtney🦇 @__specialkay__]

there’s a Friday the 13th in December...

...A nightmare before Christmas, you might say

[Graeme Smith @graeme0811]

On Monday, I worked from home, because we had builders starting work at our house.
At no point was I concerned about the fact that these strangers would now know that I was home alone while they were on the property. 1/

[RJ @ronjon307]

Since it’s September and it’s basically Halloween 🎃 👻🧟‍♂️🕸🍬😂https://t.co/rxV3e46PEh