Emily

Writer. Creative. Aspiring Renaissance Woman.

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

New weight loss tip: move to LA and get an apartment that's too expensive so you can't afford to eat

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

Swimming in a quarry

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

@GHlLES @AyAy_Ron69 @RestlessIRoam Haha well I couldn’t see his response and I was curious 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

I hardly ever tweet on this account anymore so if you want to actually see me pop up in your feed follow @RestlessIRoam 😚

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

Joe Biden is the first actor from Parks and Recreation to become the President of the United States.

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

I’m SOBBING

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

When they just announced Kamala and she walked out my dad said “it’s about damn time” and started tearing up 😭

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

If there’s anything I’ve learned this year it’s that a lot of people don’t actually understand what “Freedom of Speech” means

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

Had several glasses of wine and 3 martinis on Friday night and honestly I think I might still be hungover

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

I just want to make out with strangers again, I don’t think that’s too much to ask

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

When I watch movies now and people kiss, it physically pains me. I get so jealous.

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

Me to me: you’re not doom scrolling you’re just regular scrolling it’s fine

Me 5 seconds later: omg we’re doomed

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

@alex_bozzie Sometimes a post of his will get shared, and I’ll read it without looking at who it is first and think “oh that’s good maybe I’ll repost that” but then I see it’s Shaun King and I’m like ope 🙃 jk

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

Person on Facebook: These protesters are fine, I just don’t condone violence.

Me: Okay what about the doors and windows they broke trying to get onto the House floor?

Person: That’s not violent

Me:

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

Not this person saying they don’t condone violence, and me saying what about the windows and doors they broke, and him saying that’s not violent 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

Someone I'm "friends" with on FB just posted that they "don't feel bad for the lawmakers cowering in fear inside the house right now" and I'm so mad I'm shaking

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

Can’t believe the creators of the monster have lost control of the monster, is there any precedent for this in books or film

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

No matter what happens tonight, I just want Mitch McConnell to know that I hate him. ❤️

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

@erinmariebrooks Yeah try hydrating well beforehand but drinking less during, see if that helps!

[Emily @emilyyythehoff]

@erinmariebrooks Gotta be something you’re eating or drinking! My best guess would either be too much water during a workout or not enough water before your workout