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tuna melt

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

I just peed in the Great Barrier Reef

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

Roughly 3 months ago, Melissa Hortman and her husband were assassinated by a MAGA lunatic.

They had children too.

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

twoooo dead flat rats outside of my apartment ladies and gentlemen let’s hear it for the two dead flat rats 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

Just discovered Gracie Abrams this is the worst thing that could happen to me rn

[Sal Gentile @salgentile]

would give anything to hear tim robinson recite the rfk bear story so here’s some verbatim quotes as i think you should leave characters

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

Paparazzi caught me reading 📚

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

if you need me I’ll be vaping in the bathroom

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

gym is playing lil huddy <3

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

Didn’t watch any TV at work today

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

My personal trainer just caught me vaping and playing Pokémon Go in my car before our session

[UpHype Shop @uphypeshop]

Got a cute new little bottle for my Diet Coke

[deeeeeeepram @deeeeeeepram]

@emilyyyyyyyyy01

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

Back on my Hay Day bullshit 😎👍🏼

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

I may be scheduled to work and in the office but I’m off on Fridays

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

I like using a bigger bag but I don’t have enough stuff to put in it so I just carrying around my little bag in my big bag

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

Time really does fly when you come into work 2 hour late and leave an hour early 😪

[captain gaslight @emilyyyyyyyyy01]

Listening to my boyfriend talk about football makes as much sense as if he was speaking Spanish