Emiliano Rojas Eng

Guapo, poderoso, asombroso, muy hermoso, soy precioso, armonioso, un buen socio, misterioso, buena gente, inteligente, muy perfecto es lo que soy

[Alan @Al4nxcats]

Yo, un esclavo de la nostalgia, cuando tengo que borrar la foto que tomé de una fresa hace 2 años

[will depue @willdepue]

absolute chad prompting: "had enough of your failure. please finish with complete unconditional counterexample to the Dinitz-Garg-Goemans conjecture"

[Jai @Laneless_]

@lefthanddraft "and what about here in the conversation logs, where there's only one participant?"

"that was where I carried you"

[☭ Trosko desigual y combinado ☭ 🇵🇸 @JorgArboleda]

Los Simpson lo hicieron de nuevo

[Zy @ZyMazza]

PRIEST: "Should I turn left?"

THE SKULL OF AQUINAS: it would seem that any priest driving down this road should turn left

P: "Yeah because the abbey is that way, okay makes sense"

S: The abbey is off to the left, and indeed there is no other turn available, in either direction for 1.2 miles

P: "Okay, great, I'm turning left since that's what I should do!"

*turns on left-turn signal and begins to turn left*

S: ON THE CONTRARY, the sign says 'do not enter' and beside it 'one way road'; in this situation, the correct thing to do is continue going straight

[David Caneda me volvió xenofobo @ZFasista]

"La FIFA arruino el mundial añadiendo los dieciseisavos"

Los hijueputas partidos de dieciseisavos:

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

What Argentina vs Cape Verde felt like (it's not even a joke anymore)

[Jim Halpert Argento @sapillopillo]

- nadie sabe donde está ubicada
- contrataron jugadores por linkedin
- su arquero titular tiene 40 años
- le empataron a españa y a uruguay
- clasificaron a 16avos sin ganar un solo partido

RESPETO.

[Ray Castillo @RayRamone20]

@luisc36 Jugaron como siempre y ganaron como nunca

[Chilo Sports MX @Chilo_Sports_MX]

¿Qué dijo? 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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Found the best tweets on this website

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Connecting young people to digital networks serves no purpose if they remain disconnected from themselves, others, and their own interiority. We must help young people rediscover silence, reflection, the ability to ask questions, the depth of relationships, and openness to transcendence. To listen to the soul, we must lend an ear, because the soul's voice is not a shout, but a whisper.

[Mingu @lowgradef]

In fiction evil is often written to have depth and complexity while good is written to be simple and boring. But in real life evil is boring and predictable while good is complex and unique every single time.

[Emiliano Rojas Eng @emirojaseng]

Yes my pope

[Joseph Nolla, SJ @josephnollasj]

“Pope Leo was a math major? I wonder what his encyclicals will be like”

Like this

[el analista número uno @utopianalien]

amor lo siento si tienes casa sola pero el Papa llamó a la jihad internacional contra las máquinas hablamos en treinta años cuando la coalición biológica sea victoriosa