Emily Burgard

I'm 5'1, I like cats, and I have the most awesome thumbs you'll ever see.

[Emily Burgard @Emirryann]

Waiting in line for a Bill Nye #science shirt from @OSUspeakers! I'm super excited y'all. For realz.

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@PozoJoey Tweet tweet, motherfucker!

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@ChelsEwok That shit cray....and AMAZING.

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@Master_S_YO No. I no haz Showtime anymore :c

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@Master_S_YO Nothing will ever be as good as the Tudors. NOTHING. Except maybe Game of Thrones.

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@icanhaskirstie Sounds like French last year. LOL.

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They're making an American version of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. #FUCKYES

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@icanhaskirstie I kind of want some of those, but maybe not with cats on them.

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I put my hair in a sock bun. Me gusta.

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@KatieMahLady that reminded me of "He sold his soul to an alien for a green balloon!"

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This is how I study. #wat

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My job is preparing me to be the perfect secretary. #iknowmyplace

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@trintrinmeow is this how you feel?

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You know you're in an honors class when everyone has a MacBook or an iPad.

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I really don't want to go back to Stillwater today. It means that I have to be responsible again. #collegeproblems

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This is a pony named Skip. #mylifeiscomplete

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You have no idea how excited I am to go to the zoo!

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@iamnathankueck I'm awake. I'm always awake. We should start a "why am I up so early?" club.

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Ugh I am so ready for this day to be over!

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Whoever decided to make rugby shorts so short is a god!