Em 🐼

I have a cute daughter. and a cute cat. and a cute dog. and a cute husband. Fluent in simlish. MN. Bi-serious 🏳️‍🌈

[Em 🐼 @emisnotfunny]

I am just so ready to make a chaaange.

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Em 🐼 @emisnotfunny]

Tweeting kinda feels like screaming into the void for me lmao

[Amber @beauville_]

Don’t yall hate when you tell someone you don’t talk to a family member anymore and the first thing they say is life is short? Like yea I know…which is why I’m not finna spend it tolerating several forms of abuse and narcissism 😭TF

[Em 🐼 @emisnotfunny]

@Jackpocket Gopher 5!! 💰 💵

[Em 🐼 @emisnotfunny]

@kjsquish Ok but why does this sound like SO nice…

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

when i finally die i’ll probably be like “is this a panic attack?”

[bear @iamblackbear]

due to personal reasons im not explaining myself to anyone anymore

[Em 🐼 @emisnotfunny]

Woke up today and realized I deadass have a toddler, a fiancé, and own a home. 18yr old me is joyfully screaming inside rn.

[Em 🐼 @emisnotfunny]

@kjsquish I do not miss this! Come on lil baby, leave your mom alone and join the big open world!

[Em 🐼 @emisnotfunny]

I just now saw this 🤦🏻‍♀️ thanks for taking pics of my beautiful TODDLER! (Omg how is she already a toddler).

[Evenstad Images @evenstadimages]

OH my goodness. This little princess is such a sweet little thing! This was so fun! 😊🎉🥳 @emisnotfunny

[trish @ultragloss]

“i think you’re cute” ok so wear a photo of me inside a heart shaped locket then

[✨Yung Hot✨ IS ONE OF NONE @makermyles]

Obama just KNOW he got the baddest wife at the function. A true flex. 😭

[Em 🐼 @emisnotfunny]

Make your money moves in silence, not everyone is cheering you on.