Em's

Daddy's little girl

[KIJANA WA ATWORI 🔸 @AtworiYa]

Johnny Walker after tasting Kenyan counterfeits ....

[Wambzizzles @purebuxom]

Naendanga kazi kutafuta pesa za concerts, perfume na soju
Generational wealth ni kama watoto watatafutiwa na baba yao

[MaybeNyambura 🐾 @_Nyamburaaaaaa]

I thought we are brothers and sisters but why would you leave me sleeping in a matatu ?
Like town ndio mwisho wa gari and I am dressed like someone who’s going to work 💁🏻
Please lets be considerate aki

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

It's about time we license people who prepare pilau, we can't be having too many quacks!

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

Nationwide?

Ama ni vampire ya huku Ruiru imeuma cable? 😂😭

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Me at 60 after finding out that l was born with and abnormality of extra capital, 3 kidneys

[1eastside🦅 @ask2people]

Lakini lodging za kenol hukua something else bana warraa thiz😂😂🫴

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Woke up a Kenyan again.

[𝐔𝐌𝐔𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐘𝐈 @wampayijana0]

Finally got to wear big brand shoes.

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

My fave Kenyanism word: Rada? Depending on the context it could mean WTF? It could mean “seriously?”. It could mean “what’s up?”. It could mean “the hell’s wrong with you?” And you can understand it by the tone someone uses when saying it, and I find it so beautiful.

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

With all due respect 😂😂 Mokaya is funny🤣🤣🤣

[5 People @_MtuTano]

"UGAF8CS5EK you have received..."

Me:

[Nyamisa Chelang’at @Nyamisa_Chela]

You know what’s funny, @EPRA_KE are trying to do hesabu ya makanga with matatu industry. Ati Nipee mia alafu nikurudishie 10 then uchukue hii 36 ya huyo…😂😂😂

[Em's @emisyemily]

@bevalynekwambo3 Shaaa!

[Franc™ @Its_franc_]

Kuna madam Amesema live on TV nyanya imepanda bei kuliko bangi

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Tangu ninunue S24 kazi ni kuzoom ushago nione kama kuku zangu bado ziko

[Wambzizzles @purebuxom]

Tangu tuamke, bado tuko Monday.

[‘Malesehlana @tumii_x]

No amount of workload will stop me from taking my 1h lunch break😭✋🏾