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[𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐢. @luvblessingz]

The most humbling thing about getting older is the realization that a year is not actually long at all.

[✧ @aesttics]

life update:

[eva𓃠 @vilanelle_]

ne eksik ne fazla tam da söyle oluyo aq

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

They're finally admitting it.

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

The battle of Hogwarts in Paris as we speak

[thami @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me trying to find a different show to watch after finishing one i really liked

[𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 @drizzylitfw]

my cat has been ramming his head into my boobs a lot lately and i've read stories about how pets sometimes warn their owners of cancerous tumors using the same method so i went to the doctor and got checked and found out that my cat is just a pervert

[vintagelover @queennaurelia]

Therapist; There is a tiger in you

The tiger in me:

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

The kid has shoes, the dog has paws. The math is mathing, leave this man alone.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Let’s normalize installing cameras at home just to watch our cats live their little lives

[bolshevik-menshevik swing voter @polemicpingu]

I'm not even 30 and I can tell this is a different climate, a different world, to the one of my childhood. there's no excuse for the boomers/Gen Xers to blithely dismiss the fact

[𝓩𝓪𝔃𝔃𝓪.𝔃𝔃 🌙 @zke_soso]

J’espère que cette chaleur brûle mes calories hein

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

27 is a weird age you feel like you're 19, but then you meet a 19 year old and realize you're 45.

[Waltjan @Waltjan9]

When your gargoyle is thirsty

[k @yslnadi]

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Men refuse to use condoms, to get vasectomized, and to raise children. And yet they want to punish women who have abortions. That's misogyny, not morality.

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Children in a kindergarten in Italy napping to the sound of birds singing.

[solé @layxsnv]

I asked my man to bring me pads … WITH WINGS 🤦🏾‍♀️ … nvm a win is a win 🤣