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gear, fab and all of your other pimply hyperboles

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I just saw Underworld perform Born Slippy live tonite a 15 min walk from my house. Gonna ask around for something weird to do tomorrow to take that edge off

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@MISERABLEN0W elizabeth moss said that his greatest impersonation was one of a "normal person" lol

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@bmitori she was 44 in this btw i know this because i have google dot com

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@elmo Elmo you are made of highly flammable materials how about you sit this one out

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Sent my bodega lady 4 dollars on Zelle and waited on line for 20 minutes for her to figure out how to tell me that it went thru because of our language barrier. You’ve got time and I’ve got money

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Fuck you

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I am Harry, a Harvard educated curator ready to slay the house down boots. Today is the day I yoink control from the social girlies and Ali the mother of all rizzlers. They will not stop my aura. Siri add painting emoji here thanks

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There’s nothing like nursing a glass of the worst white wine of your life and being told "I thought you had a PhD" "I have a bachelors" "no, Pretty Heavy Doomscrolling"

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@Kurrco I think in general he comes off as someone who art movements have been discussed in front of him sometimes and he’s like yessssssss that’s so me bro

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@hugefarm Needed a good laugh am dying watching this again

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@spero1ucem reading this tweet in my 3 bedroom apartment in ridgewood where my room only fits a bed and has a separate entrance from the rest of the unit 😍

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@SonjatMorgan @3dollarbillbk Wait are you there tn? There was a huge line when I walked by a couple of hours ago

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Dreamed last nite I was getting a polio vaccine at the 5th ave NYPL and then left all of my belongings in a bookshelf and couldn’t get them because there was a paper mache David Byrne performance on that floor. Also my teeth were randomly shaved down the way you do before veneers

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Talking about pests and dad just said "Rat King Cole"

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A lot of people do not make a lot of sense to me. Hope they heal

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The issue with the beautiful full moon we’re having rn is that Saturn was visible under the moon last nite and Bushwick’s oldest gentrifiers aren’t old enough to be retired with a $10k telescope showing the passerby’s in the middle of Central Ave so we couldn’t see it

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Going to the Bushwick equivalent of SoHo House after work and am gonna try to throw up in the pool

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@seangarrette 2 episodes dedicated to Lamar Odom last season was the tip of the iceberg

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Where the choice of wine is blood
James Joyce once said or clear electricity

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In Massachusetts