E.J. Tett

I'm a writer me... 'Shuttered' published by @dreamspinners & 'Whitecott Manor' & 'Space Mac' published by @ninestarpress

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You know what, there's so many evil, sick cunts on Twitter I just can't stick it anymore. Think I need to leave for my own sanity.

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@goldenfoxx @joncoopertweets Been scrolling for ages to finally see someone else mention Mike Nesmith.

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@joncoopertweets Mike Nesmith.

[E.J. Tett @emizzy]

@StephenMulhern My favourite superhero is Gambit. So... no.

[E.J. Tett @emizzy]

@PeterEgan6 @rickygervais @RishiSunak Trouble is that lots of people don't give a toss because they think it's "only" animals. I have an army friend with PTSD who is terrified. I have a friend with anxiety who is terrified. And I know someone with an autistic little girl who is terrified. Public displays only.

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What a shit species we are.

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@KennyDeMetter @rickygervais Yes drones.

[E.J. Tett @emizzy]

I hope and pray with all my heart and soul that every single fucking CUNT letting off a firework tonight gets fucking burned, you evil selfish fuckstains.

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@sac4u @rickygervais Bellend.

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@cuppacat @rickygervais Bullshit. My last dog wasn't scared of fireworks, my current one is terrified. All dogs are different.

[E.J. Tett @emizzy]

@rickygervais Anybody who sets of fireworks knowing how much distress they cause to other living beings is a cunt. (And who doesn't know how much distress they cause?) Even if these fuckwits don't care for animals, there are plenty of terrified humans, too. #fuckfireworks

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Fuck fireworks. Banal noise. Annoying and pointless and terrifies animals. Cunts.

[E.J. Tett @emizzy]

@StephenMoss_TV @Detectorists Yes.

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Hi @cottagescom am I able to get a refund on a deposit I put on a cottage if the cottage is not as described on your website? Thanks.

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'Dogs are easier than babies'. Ok. My dog is twelve and is basically a two year old toddler. I've been living with a two year old toddler for TWELVE years.

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@ilovenostalgia Choke. Had one on my first car - the car I passed my driving test in, a Daihatsu Domino.

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Is there a greater song than Shorty Blackwell?

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Why didn't Ste just call 999? #Hollyoaks

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@JonathanPieNews Is it written in Cuntish? Because I can't make any sense of it.

[E.J. Tett @emizzy]

Why the FUCK do people keep voting Tory? Don't they realise these people think the rest of us are peasants? #fuckthetories

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Let's take a closer look at the man running Boris Johnson's leadership campaign: Jacob Rees-Mogg https://t.co/ZKvA0dxxex