Emily Hawn

[Emily Hawn @EmJ0101]

Songs that make lil’ kids go crazy:

1. Istanbul- TMBG

2. U Can’t Touch This- MC Hammer

3. Yeah! - Usher

[Emily Hawn @EmJ0101]

The worst thing about Daniel Ricardo is that accent and all the happiness

[Emily Hawn @EmJ0101]

@etr_eric I pop in occasionally

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Abby: I am sure Gunther and the whole Haas team has been up all night figuring out the worst possible strategy so both drivers finish out of the points.

[Emily Hawn @EmJ0101]

The worst thing about Lewis Hamilton is that he makes his dog be a vegan.

[Emily Hawn @EmJ0101]

We started playing 2 different Jazz soundtracks simultaneously, and guess what? It sounded just like Jazz.

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Abby: what I’m hoping to see in the second top gun is Goose’s son killing Tom cruise and getting away with it

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So, happy anniversary Twitter! Here is to our super-flakey, take-it-or-leave-it relationship. It’s been “meh”

[Emily Hawn @EmJ0101]

Twitter is IG for ideas, observations, and opinions. It has always been my fave SM platform

[Emily Hawn @EmJ0101]

So for 11 years, I have occasionally been checking up on what people are angry about, or posting something my kids said.

[Emily Hawn @EmJ0101]

Today is the 11 year anniversary of my joining Twitter! So sorry I missed 10, don’t be mad at me, Twitter.

[Emily Hawn @EmJ0101]

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[Emily Hawn @EmJ0101]

Me: I need music to get me hyped

Abby: ugh… are you about to play Hamilton?

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@mrcodella Well nice! I@ not here much, but I’ve always really liked your insights 👍

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Kanye’s new GF is K-mart version of Kim, Kim is a Kohl’s version of Cher.

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I come down on them about, too. “Why can’t you juggle yet? You disappoint me.”

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I’ve always shoved juggling down my kids throats - a way of vicariously living my own dreams of juggling

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Sam, currently making my dreams for my child come true: he’s learning to juggle

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I guess we are all suffering from collective amnesia about how much Dre has hated on women

[Emily Hawn @EmJ0101]

I expect Tupac to perform at the halftime show, and if he doesn’t? I call that a missed opportunity.