Emma Jane

[Emma Jane @emjanebrit_]

@TeamYouTube how can I get help with a brand login?

[Emma Jane @emjanebrit_]

@tolly_t @Calenodrinks 😘

[Fact @Fact]

Since we spend roughly 20 years of our lives sleeping, our dreams are technically considered to be an alternate reality.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

I feel optimistic about the future because humanity seems to be growing more mature; scientists are paying more attention to our inner values, to the study of mind and the emotions. There is a clear desire for peace and concern for the environment.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come.

[Fact @Fact]

Being sarcastic on a regular basis can add up to 3 yrs to your life. Sarcasm is extremely healthy for the mind.

[Fact @Fact]

Memories are worth more than money.

[Emma Jane @emjanebrit_]

The Little Drummer Girl was a thing of beauty! Loved it @BBC

[Kyle @kylie_koosh]

Fucking yeets himself into the plug

[Sainsbury's @sainsburys]

*Watches #SainsburysXmasAd on repeat to see plug kid* 🔌

[Fact @Fact]

Applying a male’s underarm sweat to a female’s lips can help women relax, boost their mood and help regulate their menstrual cycle.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

No-one needs a tusk except an elephant. #BanTrophyHunting

[Emma Jane @emjanebrit_]

@LeanneSelina 😂😂😂😂

[Ric @PrettyRicc]

"When I was your age I walked straight into a job"

Okay sorry Mark and Anne, nowadays we need 50 years experience, an Olympic medal, a knighthood, an IQ higher than 200, some sort of super powers and a Blue Peter badge before we're even considered for an interview

[Maya Jama @MayaJama]

It takes atleast a hour and a half for my morning face swelling to go down

[Emma Jane @emjanebrit_]

@jozfores Me too. Blank canvases

[Emma Jane @emjanebrit_]

Why do strangers never smile at each other anymore. Always head down 👎🏼