EmJay

I'm a typical Midwest chick. Minnesota grown, cornfed, and a little city. Don't tread on me. On the Federal court record for being funny. TweetsAreMyOwn

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

You don't have to mandate a facility have a pharmacy license but you can mandate that the pharmacist has a license in good standing with the board of pharmacy. This will limit your industry to those that actually know the implications of this chemistry. You're welcome.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

To those trying to figure out a way to regulate marijuana sales so the industry doesn't turn your town into the wild, wild west of weed: Mandate a customer check in with a pharmacist for any new products, if the customer expresses that it's a new product to them.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

To those trying to figure out a way to regulate marijuana sales so the industry doesn't turn your town into the wild, wild west of weed: Mandate a customer check in with a pharmacist for any new products, if the customer expresses that it's a new product to them.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

If anyone needs to go camping in Minnesota, I have a spare bed. Please DM me.

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Let me be very clear: This ruling changes nothing in Minnesota today, tomorrow, or as long as I am governor. We will not turn back the clock on reproductive rights.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

@schmistopher @ComoZoo Oh, for cute!

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

@ThatJust___That @HumaneSociety Thank you!

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

I haven't been posting because I am spending every waking moment actively engaging with this little one and listening to the #CongressionalHearing . I'm so lucky to have found her at my local @HumaneSociety

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

@ConroyFTW Maybe use your dick pic with a caption "feminism is a vasectomy" on the next tshirt

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

@dougbies Minnesota

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

For the record: I am that bitch that 🖕because you hit your breaks before merging onto the half mile long exit ramp. There's no crying in baseball and no fucking breaking on the freeway! 🖕🖕 Every time.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

Puppy playtime.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

I am a privileged bitch. I found a lump on my breast Sunday. Called my doc Monday was seen Tuesday morning for a referral to radiology and got a mammogram with diagnostic results Wednesday morning. Thank you Minnesota for having the top healthcare systems and making me #1! #win

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

@AaronIsaacs69 Spend it.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

@ConroyFTW Riiight. Only when a dick is negatively impacted do we talk about safety in the workplace....riiight.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

@cripldginger I told you our father could not be trusted and he ran away with my dog and cat in the middle of the night like a cunt!

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

@cripldginger I took that dream vacation to Hawaii and came home to find my cat and the dog you got me gone. I could really use some help right now.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

@ChaskaPD Huh, I thought the whole point of your job was to prevent crime not show-up after the fact to play captain obvious.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

I wasn't a partier in high school so maybe my standards are screwed but this party at Germain's Luau sucks.

[EmJay @EmJay_5]

I've been very sick the last week and the cold has made my pain worse. So my garbage can has been sitting at the end of my driveway for a fee days. Instead of helping me by bringing the can up to the house my neighbor moved the can to the middle of my driveway. #mn #dontbeadick