melissa stephanic

you can plan a pretty picnic but you can’t predict the weather

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

IU vs the big, bad SEC.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A tiny muntjac deer has gone viral for trying to challenge a rhino at Poland's Wroclaw Zoo

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

@IUBloomington @PaulieTakes

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

@PaulieTakes You keep getting proved wrong when you talk shit about Indiana, so you find any other thing to talk shit about to distract from how wrong you are, huh? Why is this even relevant?

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

@PaulieTakes So you didn’t learn from your last one, huh? Shame.

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

@PaulieTakes Happy YOU WERE FUCKING WRONG day, Paul! It’s a beautiful one, isn’t it?

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

@FOX59 If you don’t get this man out of the way of my football game…. “again”. WE GOT THE WARNING.

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #FernandoMendoza ! 🏈❤️

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

@FesePorter And he chokes when we need him again…. Nah.

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

@AHIMAResources And you can’t even get your website to work? Interesting.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

@Spotify can’t listen to bangers if your app doesn’t work.

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

will the price increase for @Spotify make it go back to before it started sucking orrrrr….

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

when I die bury me in a @CrumblCookies Tres Leches cake.

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

rooting for them today

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

Your 2023 Indiana Hoosiers

[bear @iamblackbear]

my whole life is bullshit

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

me and that love bug? it’s on sight.

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

*fetty wap plays*
This. is R&B.

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

*IU family weekend*

“I have seen far too many dads, and not enough daddies”

[melissa stephanic @emjayes17]

“This town is crawling with cute cops and I’ll get pulled over by the one ugly one.”