Emily

[Emily @emjoyand]

“If I had a dog I would either name it Rihanna or Cutie Pie... ooor Poop. Pickle would be a good name too.”
-Tilly

[Emily @emjoyand]

I guess I’m a real duck mom now

[Emily @emjoyand]

You know how moms of newborns hear like “phantom cries” well I hear phantom duckling chirps.

[Emily @emjoyand]

This is not a joke... it’s a legit problem 😅

[Haley Victory Smith @Haley_Victory]

When mom says it’s time for dinner...

[Emily @emjoyand]

So I just found my dad in the kitchen cutting up a shirt and I asked what he was doing and he said, “The sleeve of a t-shirt makes a good hat.” .......... 😂

[Emily @emjoyand]

Why do some guys feel the need to be creepers and cat call girls? Like that’s not gonna make any girl like you, they’ll just gonna think you’re a perv! 🤦🏻‍♀️😠🙅🏻‍♀️

[Emily @emjoyand]

Tbh I LOVE the olympics

[Emily @emjoyand]

I spilled pot roast on my sweatshirt earlier and I put it back on for bed and now every time my nose gets close to the sweatshirt it’s like a yummy beef surprise👨🏻‍🍳🥩

[Emily @emjoyand]

*talking to tilly about drunk driving*
Tilly: you know whose prolly a drunk driver?
David: no who?
Tilly: jazzy, you know the rapper
David: who???
Tilly: You know jazzy the rapper
David: ohhhhh you mean Jay Z?
😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[kevin jonas @kevinjonas]

Just asking for a friend but can we please get a new season of @parksandrecnbc but in the Whitehouse. Make dreams come true

[Eden Anderson @eden_graceee]

Today I paid my sis $5 to do the weird Cardi B tongue rolling thing in all of her conversations and pretend like it was normal. So far it has been a huge success.

[Emily @emjoyand]

Okay but I’m pretty sure I just sat in church with Justin Bieber

[Emily @emjoyand]

“Your words yield incredible power. For good or evil. I wish negative words weren’t as forceful as they are, but that reality is balanced by how powerful your positive words are. “ - Megan Fate Marshman

[Todd Anderson @toddanderson_72]

I'm excited to share a new song I recorded with my daughter!!! Merry Christmas! @emjoyand https://t.co/8CCKixHyOl #npccfresno #distrokid

[Jamie Nicole @jamie___nicole]

SNL's Welcome to Hell is the anthem we've all needed since like ever

[Todd Anderson @toddanderson_72]

Love is Here, a new song that I wrote for NorthPointe Music is available wherever you listen to… https://t.co/cWtYZAo7ky

[Ellie 🌻 @elliebeen97]

Reminder: if you wear ripped jeans to Thanksgiving, your well meaning older relatives will make a joke about whether you bought them that way or not.
I know from experience.