Emily 💫

Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t ✨

[Dr. Julian Sass (has tried Black Girl Sunscreen) @drjuliansass]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how much sunscreen you wore
- if you offered other people sunscreen
- if you told others to wear sunscreen

[olga @NOTolgaa]

if your leftist queer space leaves no room for me, the most mean aggressive annoying anti social person you can imagine so i can constantly make everyone walk on eggshells around me as a sign of some sort of moral superiority, is it really a safe space at all 😥

[Jensen McRae @Jensen_McRae]

at some point I need to write a full substack essay about how rare it is to find writing about taylor that is neither bootlicking and sycophantic nor catty and vindictive. it exists! I’ve read it! but so much of the press is more about the person writing it than it is about her

[iwsfutcmd @iwsfutcmd]

i am begging the curriculum-makers to include a modicum of linguistics in k-12. no reason to go in-depth, just things like "there is no scientific dividing line between a language and a dialect" and "the way someone speaks doesn't mean they're stupid", etc.

[Emily 💫 @emjrasmussen]

“(feat. Florence and the Machine)” oh prepare for me to NEVER shut up about this

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Frequently, I’ve come to regret things I’ve said. This, from 2001, is not one of those times:

[Emily 💫 @emjrasmussen]

yeah I listen to male artists sometimes: Florence “demon daddy” Welch, Noah Kahan, GQ’s men of the year, and Taylor Swift “from a man’s perspective”

[Emily 💫 @emjrasmussen]

they should have been this year’s Sexiest Man Alive @people

[British GQ @BritishGQ]

Presenting British GQ’s third of six MOTY cover stars: @xboygeniusx.

https://t.co/IeO3yFxiE5

#GQMOTY #GQMOTYxBOSS

[Emily 💫 @emjrasmussen]

@LissaJoStewart Exactly! I’m also team female muse, but I feel like I should acknowledge that there are other potential grammatical interpretations if I’m going to complain as much as I do about 🧣 swifties twisting her words/grammar 😅

[Emily 💫 @emjrasmussen]

@LissaJoStewart Also, any interpretation of a song widely thought to be about John Mayer that implies that relationship was just PR/not real ://

[Emily 💫 @emjrasmussen]

@LissaJoStewart “All Of The Girls You Loved Before CAN’T be about a man because ‘the one’ is referring back to ‘girls’!” bothers me 😅

I’m not saying it’s about a man, but it’s not gramatically impossible— “the one” as used here is a common phrase that doesn’t necessarily require an antecedent!

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Theres no one property that *is* "Biological Sex". Changing even one of the properties that make up the cluster is making concrete and real changes to your sex, and the act of transition makes profound changes to many of them

[hands @handslore]

and in the death of her reputation, she felt truly alive

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

white boy SHOCKS nonbinary barista by ordering in fluent LGBT

[Emily 💫 @emjrasmussen]

@lostinink_ Ah, makes sense 😅 I’m so glad you liked it—it’s definitely one of my new favorites!

[Emily 💫 @emjrasmussen]

@lostinink_ Oh wait I see you already have this marked as want to read on Goodreads 😅 (I only checked to see if you’d shelved it as read haha)

[Emily 💫 @emjrasmussen]

@lostinink_ Everyone in This Room Will One Day Be Dead by Emily R. Austin! Atheist lesbian accidentally gets a job at a Catholic church and gets dragged into solving the murder mystery of the woman who was in her job before her! It’s so funny and such an amazing portrayal of mental illness

[Emily 💫 @emjrasmussen]

“why is Macbeth your favorite Shakespeare play?” literally because I read it in @MCampbell_7’s class and no other reason

[Emily 💫 @emjrasmussen]

sometimes a work of classic literature is good because you read it with a good English teacher in high school and sometimes a work of classic literature is bad because you read it with a bad English teacher in high school. very simple, really.