emma kaye

chronically ill feminist w/ strong feelings abt politics, accessible medical care, and boxed wine. fully vaccinated, and proud of it.

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

@TraceySpicer I was told that once and I didn’t have the energy to explain that I’m immunocompromised, so instead I looked him dead in the eye and said ‘good’. He did not find it funny and asked to be moved immediately. 10/10 very effective.

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

Kaz Brekker be out here giving that #Capricorn energy. Loves money, hates emotions, is occasionally deeply unhinged�� well done @FreddyCarter1. Well done.

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

Labour is out and if everyone will excuse me, I will be going utterly feral

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

Everyone insomniac has a ‘last resort’ album. Mine is ‘The first time’ by @KelseaBallerini
I have a cat. She knows that this is my insomnia album. Bitch just put it on for me. She really said ‘bedtime babes’ in the LEAST subtle way possible. I am both insulted and impressed.

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

It took @iliza 9 minutes to state that she is #ProChoice and dear lord I love this woman.

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

Peak ironic comedy is Sarah Michelle Geller scolding a high school girl for sucker punching someone who wronged her. Buffy would ✨never✨ #DoRevengeNetflix

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

I highly recommend that no one else ever tried to seperate their pre-1700s literature from their war literature. Just…don’t.

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

Really, #Marvel could have just told me that one of the first shots of #MultiverseOfMadness would be ✨these goddamn books✨ and I’d have watched it MUCH sooner

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

Before I watched #TheAdamProject, my brother told me that @walkerscobell3 was the new Percy Jackson and as someone who grew up with the books, I have literally never been happier

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

@joelcreasey Both a gift and a snack

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

@joelcreasey @katetimandjoel Exactly one person is cool enough to say this, and it will always be Joel

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

The first I’ve heard of this, and I am completely, utterly, beyond thrilled. Incredible job NSW. #MakeNoDoubt

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

@joelcreasey Drink baby, drink. ScoMo is O U T, and that calls for champagne

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

@choo_ek When I went to college and all people wanted to know about was whether I had found a boyfriend. Interestingly, not the reason I went to University…who’d have thought?

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

@Godlesswh_re They demand consent, and won’t endure anyone for the sake of politeness. Honestly, cats are such an easy way to suss out how a man (or anyone) reacts to both concepts

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

My #MetGala2022 conclusion is that @VancityReynolds knowing that this is NOT his time to shine is 100% the most attractive thing he’s ever done

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

Went for a walk with my cousins this evening. Lost one for a few minutes. She came back and said, no joke ‘the sand tastes wrong here’. I…nope. Nope.

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

@nathaliejacoby1 Triple vaxxed, haven’t had covid, still wearing a mask, and I regret absolutely nothing. Stay safe people!

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

@BaxterTim Respectfully, I don’t think anyone will ever be as cool as Grace Tame

[emma kaye @emk_carruthers]

Taking sustainable and reusable to the next level…Luna, in her very first @Reformation piece