I need a vacation.
Or maybe what I really need is to run off and live as a hermit in the mountains with a pet goat named Pierre.
Pierre will be aptly trained to run errands for me to the nearby town, as he enjoys people and I do not.
#howsyourmonday
Nothing like starting the morning with an email from your manager calling you “utterly dramatic”
Sorry, but who do people listen to - the actor or the scientist?
I’ll say the same thing again, but with more fervor next time.
I’ve hired movers to pack for me, for the first time in my life…
Call 1
Me: do I need to do anything?
Them: nope!
Call 2:
Me: checking in, I really don’t need to do anything?
Them: no, you’re paying us to do it
Call 3:
Me: you sure?
Them: you can, but ur paying us to do it.
7 mins till landing, wanted something to watch, decided why not shrek?
Look next to me post landing and the woman next to me had on the news.
Who made the better choice 🥴