cuddle monster

Shirts are for binoclards

[cuddle monster @emkaturn]

Walk into my brother's room to find him drawing jeans on a spider in ms paint

[Jessica Dore @thejessicadore]

Today’s card. Have you ever racked your brain for thousands of years & then felt the relief of knowing it isn’t all up to you? No offense, but I doubt human will & imagination is the ultimate decisive force around here & that includes yours & mine. A lot's dreaming in a moment.

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

metal drummer listens to ABBA for the first time

[cuddle monster @emkaturn]

Wishing I were that dumb coconut head guy from botw so I could marry rhondson and her huge biceps

[猫は液体 @jirosan77]

洗い物してる横で回る猫たち

[☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER]

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

[Micah 🌿🍉 @nicejewishbutch]

“if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known” is from an article by a dude talking ab his coworkers’ reactions to a mass email he sent about the fact that he rented a bunch of goats https://t.co/vawI5G1A0v

[Images That Make You Feel Pain @ManMilk2]

Ok...

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: mask
Confidence: 5.67%

[cuddle monster @emkaturn]

@NakMuha It's a good thing they don't advertise that bc otherwise so many people would be helped! I know colleges hate that

[cuddle monster @emkaturn]

I love to spend $80 on an application to one college. I think that's really cool and it doesn't discourage me from trying to go back

[e @mourniversary]

i love making men giggle. like was that funny babygirl.....

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

crying so the girls leave the bar and then me and my friends will have more room to play army

[cuddle monster @emkaturn]

ok, and?

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

walking up to the band at the hardcore show and saying “ok now do a silly song”

[nathan @yungnatediggity]

“i’m just feeling very….. existentially angry” -@emkaturn