kibs

she/her

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[bоо @gorjusbutiful]

i have sold baby yoda to chinese herbalists who will dehydrate him and use his powdered form in tinctures

[yaya 🍉 @yayathehun]

. @GovernorVA

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Last night was a hippa violation

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

ChatGPT has to be AI

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[Fart Corvelay @Mark_Cam_3]

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

[grace🐝 @piapilled]

when i break into someone’s house but they’re watching the Artemis II return to earth

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i chose to read my novel instead of watching TikTok even though i was soooo tired. so i’m assuming when i die i’ll be going to some sort of Heaven Deluxe

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

a beautiful woman named "District of Columbia notice of parking infraction" has sent me a love letter

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

DUNE PART THREE

[Axel🦇 @AxelTalksFilm]

everyone at work tomorrow at 9AM

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

they put me on the Too Fly List