emma pugh

I love my dog and Jack D in my Coke

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Have reached a new coffee milestone.

Anything less than dark roast is simply not enough. And if light/med roast is all that’s avail we are adding a shot of espresso.

I need it to taste so horribly deliciously good that it wakes me up

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*sticker on the back of a minivan*
“What would Dolly do”
Not drive a minivan

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Strategically drinks expired half and half to promote bowel movements

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Praying my toenail falls off today

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Would honestly pay out of pocket to have my toes amputated at this point

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It’s amazing what even 10oz of coffee will do for me <3

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My favorite thing to do is stalk myself

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I’ll be a Stanley cup girl but I will never be the urban outfitters Nirvana sweatshirt girl

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I can keep acrylics/dip on. SZA let’s hangout girl cause I’m so mature too

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Nothing kills my holiday spirit more than the 12 days of Christmas giveaways. Call me the grinch

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Literally all I think about ever is food

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Peace love sweet potatoes

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Genuinely concerned with how many sentences I have been completing with the "kind of girly" phrase lately.

“I'm a magnesium over melatonin kind of girly”
“2 pots of coffee a day kind of girly”

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Really exposing myself here but if there’s going to be a mommy room I need an IBS room. Ban multi-stalled bathrooms 2024. Justice for my stomach.

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Would give a lot to be 7 and in Winn-Dixie at the cullman shopping center again. I didn’t appreciate her enough when we had her

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Gone are the days when the only stress was “will the movie ushers catch me stomp running back and forth in the gangway as I pretend to be in the bathroom?”

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Oh what I’d do to be a 13 year old again at a varsity basketball game up in the middle school section listening to gangstas paradise over the loudspeaker as the high schoolers did their pregame layups

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Some days I miss playing the tuba

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Toilets that spit water out when you flush them need to gain some respect and self control. We are living in a panorama

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Been on a Twitter hiatus and here are some things I have to say

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Vegetables are the best food in the world. I ain’t never met one I don’t like. Always been that way, always will be