emma

[emma @emlambda]

NEED to get off reddit... just read my plane seat assignment as 21 female....

[emma @emlambda]

I've spent the last day and a half puking and diarrheaing everything i own and i come back to such a warm response to my mom's show recommendations :)

[emma @emlambda]

Brooooooo why is my mom the town crier!!!!

[emma @emlambda]

Food poisoning again btw

[emma @emlambda]

The sickness persists

[emma @emlambda]

The norovirus rn

[emma @emlambda]

In: imodium
Out: stomach contents

[emma @emlambda]

Back and better than ever 😈

[emma @emlambda]

Come again?

[emma @emlambda]

Now look at us :D

[emma @emlambda]

These glasses allow for both chud maxxing and cunt maxxing... it just depends on which septum ring im wearing

[emma @emlambda]

Here's what's happening

[emma @emlambda]

Clocking in to my office job with john denver's "thank god i'm a country boy" stuck in my head

[emma @emlambda]

Oh that's gore...

[emma @emlambda]

Unfortunately im a lover. So i get my heartbroken every single day.

[emma @emlambda]

Won my first tournament so now i can quit pool

[emma @emlambda]

https://t.co/P9qNioRclu

Mishima closing must've been written for sax...

[emma @emlambda]

40 hour pool week

[emma @emlambda]

Luckily i'm young enough that i still derive some sick pleasure from sadness

[emma @emlambda]

Going to play pool:D

[emma @emlambda]

Gorilla tried to grab a squirrel and the buzArd wiped its filthy bloodied beak right over our heads #wildaf