emlay🧚🏻‍♀️

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[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

Petal is THAT girl babes.

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

I miss Mac Miller

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

I’m a teacher that doesn’t work in the summer and I still need a 2.5 hour each day. I am basically an adult baby

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

Being in your late 20s w no kids>>>>

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

Tanning in my tanning pool with my tits out on my deck. Life is mf good

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

Idk how I got so blessed to having my relationship being the healthiest and least stressful thing in my life but thank mf god it is

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

When will mfs understand I will always get my lick back

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

Update: got a mf fired and have a meeting to get alll my money back 🤪🤪🤪

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

Reported La Fitness to the Better Business Bureau and I’m bricked

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

Now all of a sudden they can answer a phone. Craaaazy😭🤣 you still getting sued mfs

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

Reported La Fitness to the Better Business Bureau and I’m bricked

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

The “Gimme More” video is the perfect representation of me when I first got my extensions put in

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Trying to explain this to someone who didn’t live through 2011 is hard lol

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

After telling my class they all grew on their math testing and that they should be proud of themselves one of them raises their hand and says “I know why all of us improved, it’s because we had such a great teacher.” Now I am fighting the urge to CRY

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

new generation will never understand how iconic this song actually was

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

“I saw an ICE agent at Chipotle and he got TWO burritos” -my 6th grade student, as soon as he walks into class

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

Taco Bell really altered my brain chamber with these dirty Baja blasts🥴

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

And I made her cry bc of how much she cares about me. What a great session 10/10, love Suzie

[emlay🧚🏻‍♀️ @emlaylo]

My therapist told me I could be a comedian, like thanks for making my day diva 🫶🏻