Emily Faye

wine is a grocery // she/her

[jack @J_acks0n]

a negroni sbagliato with Prosecco in it

[JP @jpbrammer]

fun fact: "g'day" is short for "gay day"

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

Happy was never realistic for you! Write a book!

[Literary Hub @lithub]

"If this film offers a new Book of Genesis, its echoes of "Paradise Lost" help to explain this shiny new myth." Orlando Reade on the deep parallels between "Barbie" and John Milton’s epic. https://t.co/xJFz9GOpfP

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

I love Fleabag 😍

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

it’s fascinating to me that writing is the backbone of society (we learn everything from text!) but people seem to think it’s both 1) the easiest job in the world and 2) a job only privileged people pursue and thus shouldn’t complain about how little it pays.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

i guess what i really hope libs outside of tennessee take away from today is the understanding that southerners aren’t all dumb hicks voting against our own interest. we’re being shut out and actively repressed by a bunch of diet fascist confederate apologists.

[Emily Faye @emleefaye]

It’s true, I was born in the 90s.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

She’s in Paris. She’s a criminal. She’s being apologized to by Phoebe Bridgers, and she has recently made headlines for smooching Harry Styles. Turn a corner lately, or turn on a TV, and there she is: Emily.
https://t.co/naPQq272TZ

[anand @demon_squid]

kind of having a fiasca (feminine)

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Y’all were dicks about it! That’s what happened!

[Emily Faye @emleefaye]

i contacted @SouthwestAir customer service bc i didn't receive the code email and a rep just responded me telling me that customers have received codes.

like did they just... not actually read my customer service request...

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

women in PHLEGM (Philosophy, History, Languages, English Literature, Geography, Music)

[Emily Faye @emleefaye]

@emilykmay Yep, Free Will Baptist

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

im out

[Christian Benavides @chrb_tx]

The social team at Southwest Airlines this morning

[JP @jpbrammer]

my buccal fat is an ally… not an enemy…

[inefficient rhubarb snackowski @snackowska]

saying “liminal” the way 1980s surfers say “tubular”