Eleanor Liebherr

yo it's ell

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

i struggle to understand most things

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

the only thing that would make me feel better rn is if trump came out as a bronie

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

the hardest part about being the sleepiest girl??

all that's circling in my head rn is a line from cars: "we got ourselves a nodder"

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

"eat half a chicken and then crouch" my dad talking about his nights curling

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

bro wth a crush i had ten(!!!!) years ago just fully messaged me and started a convo.

fever dream much??

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

"i'm allowed to call people by their last name if it's cute. mine is literally a land form"

my coworker whose last name is hill

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

here to set the record straight - i no longer eat applesauce

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

heck yeah i eat applesauce

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

"why eat a puck when you could eat a stick?" - psl (my dad)

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

my brain made me have The Thought again
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(settling on my absurd idea that Bernie Sanders was the previous band director at UW-Madison).
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my apologies to Mike Leckrone, yet again.

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

oh how i deeply desire unabashed friendship.

my heart hurts.

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

highly recommend being called sweetheart by older men from Alabama.

(it made me tear up, not any kinky thing at all)

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

pov Rascal Flatts' "God Bless the Broken Road" comes on the station my coworker listens to and I start giggling to myself bc my brain went, I love this song, esp in That Movie (being the Hannah Montana Movie)

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

how often is too often to hear the song "Proud to be an American" unironically before it becomes a problem?

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

lmao at the realization that coworkers who think "taking your own life when you have two loving parents is selfish" and simultaneously "will choose the smart thing and drive drunk" are just a whole other breed of stupid

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

today seems like a great day to watch An American Girl: Chrissa Stands Strong

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Notice how it’s always “vote according to Biblical values!” until it comes to welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

my dad just comes home and starts speaking german, apparently saying,
"how is your eye?"
*looks closer at me*
"it is still sick"

I have a popped blood vessel in my eye, for those curious

never a mundane day with paul

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

@wratchle empathizing 😅

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

funniest thing I've ever seen in the rapids? texla cybertruck

who in hillbilly hodunk what...?

[Eleanor Liebherr @emliebherr]

me shouting to my mom through the closed bathroom door: are you going piss girl?

my dad: hey, that's your mom. it should be, "you be pissing, ma?"

minutes later, to me, "you dropping a deuce or be pissing, girl?"