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lg(b)t 🌈 she/they • venmo: emma-lindman

[Em @emlindman]

was feeling sad so I had to remind myself that I’m hot

[Em @emlindman]

Put on stand up comedy while decorating my room and my take away is that I have a crush on Kathrine Ryan

[Em @emlindman]

@saltedcornchip Thanks you too!!

[Em @emlindman]

I just finished #CAOS and now I feel like I need to go lie down for a while

[sam @ungodlysamer]

this photo will be shown in history textbooks i think

[Em @emlindman]

@carterhambley I don’t know you but I support your hamburglar dreams

[Em @emlindman]

hey snapchat wtf is this absolute SLANDER

[Em @emlindman]

If you don’t have a good relationship with your father, pls allow my dad to offer you some praise:

[Em @emlindman]

@kihmberlie Looking like Eve in the Garden, and also kind of like one of the doors to the dorms at hogwarts but instead of riddles and passwords you seem like you’d except the students saying nice things about themselves💛

[Em @emlindman]

@iamcardib Also drink body armor or pedialyte and take an omeprazole to help with the acid!

[Em @emlindman]

@iamcardib tw- thr*wing up all the alcohol in my stomach and then sipping down a full glass of water before going to bed helps me not be hungover. Also all the good stuff everyone else said cuz this is def the NOT healthy option

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

this summer i expect to see men in booty shorts.

[Em @emlindman]

@moreempathynow Thanks Tilly! Hope you’re well💛

[Em @emlindman]

Idk why but this was motivation for me to actually WANT to clean my room so I’m sharing it with all of you

[James @CaucasianJames]

2021 is all about having a clean room. it’s year of the clean room

[Em @emlindman]

@moreempathynow Hey hey how do you politely excuse yourself for a panic/anxiety attack around family and not have them think you’re being weird or dramatic?

[Em @emlindman]

@gabriellampls GOOD JOB G

[Em @emlindman]

@ItsBigCheese Unstable Dean

[Em @emlindman]

I swiped up. Also good job iphone for not giving a shit about capitalizing the s

[Em @emlindman]

Look at this picture of my cat. I zoomed in and saw that the frickin rainbow is reflected in his eyes from the flash

[Em @emlindman]

I showed this to my mom and without looking up from her sewing she started explaining the details for the most common types of credit cards and finished with “any good criminal knows that”

She may not be one, but she could be if she wanted to.
And I respect that.

[Em @emlindman]

I can see it now... bringing offerings for the guardians, walking barefoot in the grass in the summer while on break, gaining the respect of the dead by keeping their shit clean and safe... nice

[Everybody loves Shauni 🍫🍯 @Shauni_Marie]

THEY OFFERED YOU $1000HR CLEAN THE CEMETERY ALONE 10PM-5AM..YALL TAKING THE JOB?🧐