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[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Caught myself on Call of Duty last night telling an 11 year old he ain’t got no money bitches or motion, I gotta get a new hobby

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

that's the life

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯

[Kor 🔮 @444kor]

A hopeless romantic in their casual dating era

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy 305 Day, dallleeeee

[lil$icily @aherosarc]

me about codeine crazy

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

me to bro when he won't hop on the game

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Pittsburgh Weekly Gazette, Pennsylvania, August 16, 1905

[erin chack @ErinChack]

once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

a lot of you wouldn’t have to imagine

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

$100 for each duck. $25 for the gay one https://t.co/VoNcN3TxBe

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

“Babe can you sign up for fanduel with my referral link please”