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[EM @emm_brayne]

Celebrating Nurses day with the opening of the Leeds Nurse Sculpture! Thank you to @TracyBrabin, @IMcMillan and especially to @DigbyPaul for creating this masterpiece #NursesDay

[EM @emm_brayne]

@qatarairways You gave us an option to pick a new date. You’ve just cancelled the new dates. All of this without emailing us- we only found out by looking on the app. Please help us and get us on a rerouted flight NOT going through Doha. We are desperate now :(

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

"Funny how the Trump $5000 baby bonus only pays out when the baby is born. I thought ya’ll said a fetus is a baby?"
- saadia___m on threads

[Morag Mitchell @MoragMitchell3]

I just read this on Facebook:

Someone asked "Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?"

Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:

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[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

i truly hate the world we live in

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Wow.

[EM @emm_brayne]

criminalising someone for being homeless is abhorrent 😡😡 it’s literally punishing the poor/unfortunate it’s disgusting 🤮

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak is facing a major Tory rebellion over his plan to criminalise homelessness

[@thetimes]

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

It seems that British Gas owes us all a big refund because their profits went up from £72m to £751m in a year. We are being ripped off big time & OFGEM are doing absolutely nothing at all about it.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

[EM @emm_brayne]

😂😂😂

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Earlier today we arrested a woman for suspected tax evasion after repeatedly selling her old clothes.

She claimed that she sold them for a fraction of what she had paid. Had paid tax on them when purchased with money she’d already been taxed on.

Investigations are ongoing.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

2010: 60k people used food banks.
2023: 2.98 million people used food banks.

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

Me at the bar waiting to be served.

[. @jdpoc]

This is terrible.

I too was targeted by a group of immigrants on Wednesday this week, armed with knives.

They turned my almost legally blind right eye into one with 97% perfect vision.

I’m still recovering.

[Ⓜ️UMMY 💫🌐 @Officia_Evelyn]

It’s actually against the law to remake this movie

[Basit Mahmood @BasitMahmood91]

A group of UK millionaires have projected a message on to the Treasury building and the Bank of England which says: “Tax our wealth”

A 2% tax on those with more than £10 million could raise £22 billion a year, enough to pay for the average salary cost of more than 600,000 nurses

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Full disclosure is the very least that the tens of thousands of bereaved deserve.

[EM @emm_brayne]

@messedupfoods If you believe this is proper British food maybe come and see what it’s actually like cos this isn’t it 🙃🤣

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

real

[Dr Steve Taylor @DrSteveTaylor]

RISHI’S fishy MATHS

50 refurbed schools = 4
40 new hospitals = 5
2000 more GPs = 2200 fewer
5000 beds = 900 maybe
800 ambulances = 51
20000 more police = 0

5% pay rise when inflation 10% = 5% pay cut

Reducing inflation = prices still rise🤷🏻‍♂️

Bad at MATHS, INCOMPETENT or LIARS