Emma

mummy to Archie. educator of small people. i tweet about my dog a lot 👌🏼

[Emma @Emma1991_]

Heartbreaking. A sad sad day 💔

[Chris Ship @chrisshipitv]

MAJOR BREAKING NEWS:

[Emma @Emma1991_]

💔 #GodSaveTheQueen

[Susanna Reid @susannareid100]

No one more likely to be so loved, admired and respected than Her Majesty The Queen and although she cannot be immortal, I think we have always hoped she might be ♥️

[Emma @Emma1991_]

@boohoo_cshelp I have reported a return and picked Royal Mail but is there any way to change it to Asda drop off and get a different label?

[Emma @Emma1991_]

@BootsHelp any chance of actually getting my money back for items returned on 13th March?? Spoke to customer services twice and apparently had refund ‘fast tracked’ yet still waiting!

[Emma @Emma1991_]

Appreciation post for the @Hermesparcels delivery woman who now leaves my parcels round the side of the house as she knows she always delivers at Archie’s nap time and doesn’t want to wake him up 👏🏼👏🏼

[Emma @Emma1991_]

@Riverthechamp @Wolves @Raul_Jimenez9 @rubendsneves_ @samjames1988 💛

[Emma @Emma1991_]

@flamencolambada @amy_burn91 @kimberleyrs30 one of the most upsetting moments of my life

[Emma @Emma1991_]

Giving up on Twitter soon. It’s obsessed with showing me football tweets at the best of times, but apparently now thinks I’m a West Ham fan? I don’t care about the valuation of Declan Rice hun 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Emma @Emma1991_]

Our new sofas are potentially the comfiest things in the world 😍

[Emma @Emma1991_]

@natassjalouise I dread to think what ours are going to be, we’re already literally paying twice what we were in October! 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Emma @Emma1991_]

Am I the only one who’s energy bills are already A LOT higher than they used to be? I thought the price hike had already happened 🤦🏼‍♀️ #adulttweet

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

NEWS: The price cap will rise by 54% on 1 April lasting until 1 October. For someone on typical bills that's a rise from £1,277 to £1,971/yr - just under £700.

I will try and find the standing charges and unit rates now.

[Emma @Emma1991_]

I feel like maternity leave is making me all political 😂🥸

[Emma @Emma1991_]

🤦🏼‍♀️

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Rishi Sunak tells MPs it is impossible to “artificially” hold down energy prices.

In other news, Shell today announced their profits have increased by fourteen-fold and they plan to hand $8.5 billion back to shareholders.

[Emma @Emma1991_]

@beckybags Thank you! ❤️ teething I think poor boy 💔

[Emma @Emma1991_]

How long do you think you can listen to a baby cry for without going mad? 😵‍💫🙃 today is not a good day for Archie.. or Mam

[Emma @Emma1991_]

Baby sensory is my favourite class purely because after both sessions Archie’s had a 2 hour nap 😂🙌🏼 considering one of his naps yesterday was literally 5 minutes long this is a great achievement 🥴 #4monthsleepregression

[Emma @Emma1991_]

This thread and the replies 💔

[Emma @Emma1991_]

Pleeeease let this happen!!! 😍

[Desperate Housewives @DesperateABC]

*Desperately* waiting for 2022.

[Emma @Emma1991_]

My baby has just laughed for the first time and now I’m crying 😍🥲

[Emma @Emma1991_]

Archie picks his days to have a really unsettled sleep and wake up screaming at 5.30am 🙃🥴 Merry Christmas son 🎄🎅🏼