Emma

24 transfem she/her, minors dni

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

14% think it’s between 5-25%. they think up to 25% of NCAA athletes are trans. this is why no counter messaging on the trans sports thing is a stupid decision. people keep hearing about “men in womens sports” and assuming it’s a way, way, WAY larger phenomenon than it actually is

[🐧K0braK ~ Beast Melt L🐧 @K0braKing]

Must not gigaquote

[alien crime lord @user823493247]

The fact that the ”people also ask” section on google is now exclusively AI pisses me the fuck off. They’ve taken this search engine and are trying to force it into becoming just another AI assistant that you can’t disable, the AI bubble cannot burst soon enough bruh

[GuacamOk @GuacOk]

@morgradation when the ds3 player in the group finishes the game while only getting 100/1200 of their checks so they type !release and unleash hell onto your noita run

[waow @morgradation]

half of my items in metroid fusion when the hat in time player incorrectly configured their archipelago yaml

[Noah 🔶 @st_noah_of_arc]

The game design of Pokemon is really weird when you think about it. The official format for competitive play is double battles, and there are loads of moves that only work in double battles, and yet a playthrough of any game consists of 99% single battles.

[Raptor 🏳️‍⚧️ @BleachedRaptor2]

I’m crying people think he was serious and he opens with “I call it ‘Star Star’”

[DeathChaos @DeathChaos25]

Fortune's Weave uses the same hit calculation code/formula that Fire Emblem Fates and Engage used, this means that the hit you see is the real chance up to 50. Above 50 a sine curve adds a hidden "bonus" to your hitrate that can be as high as 10%.

[bumble @bumblesmash]

"look at your $300 in perpetuity" mode

[ᴅᴀᴏʟᴜɴ - ᴄɪʀᴄᴇ ᴜɴɪᴛ ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪꜱᴛ @daolunkmt]

What if we were building gunpla together and we locked eyes and went into kiss, but then we accidentally dropped a piece on the carpeted floor and started going "FUCK FUCK FUCK" because its not only a tiny piece, but it is the same color as the carpet so we're basically fucked?

[funnygamedev (mouse) 🐀 @funnygamedev]

I'm not an engineer but there's probably a practical reason to actually give a robot huge breasts and asses to prevent damage to important components during a fall.

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

You can always tell when something in Britain has been pedestrianised because the chat swaps from “if those feckless disabled scroungers can walk to the kitchen, they can get a job” to “what of the poor, ailing disabled who need to be driven directly to the shop doorstep?”

[Vlusky @vlusky_husky]

they solved the PHP vulnerability issue by simply geoblocking any IP from outside of japan

incredible work. foolproof solution. no issues here.

[hyuni 🩷🪽 ┆ vt @stinkyowlcat]

friends were playing huniepop and i commented on how the girl's outfit was plaid on plaid

apparently it's pronounced plad

why is there an i in plaid???? if it's pronounced plad????????????

[bint ♨️🐧 @NBinted]

Large swathes of gen Z queer people are constantly afraid of being perceived as uncool by people who hate them and want them to die.

[kaiiiii ⎊ ☭ ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ @tblairockstar]

uni just sent an email out saying I’m not allowed to leave clothes on the floor in MY room??? The room IM paying for???

[metal gear butch @opassabeach]

i cant cook bc this unserious little thing just screams at me the whole time.

[⋆𝙑𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙩⋆ @RawxSoul]

SHE'S FUCKING MY GIRL????? WITHOUT ME???????

[Rebane @rebane2001]

the hardest problem in computer science is getting a file from one computer to another