Emma McCann

[Aimin Nimia @Ehiggins2000]

We have a word for this the Irish language. Loinnir.

“the flickering sparkle of sunlight dancing on water or the sea“

[cult blood @sp0derm4nn]

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

What’s it called when you are convinced everyone is mad at you all the time forever and also you’re overweight

[frankie @frankieats]

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

[shu @shuseph]

anyone have any tips for improving REM sleep. my non negotiables are 2h of screentime immediately before bed inclusive of watching at least 300 4-second back to back videos, everything else is up for discussion

[user @user0000O0]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

this was my brat when I was 12

[soph @S0PHIE44]

bono walked out the paddock wearing lewis’ tommy outfit 😭

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

[sim @__sim0ne_]

almost exclusively if you really need to know

[jynx @jynxbby]

if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly

[Myles Tanzer @mylestanzer]

Just saw something so incredible: someone Shazamming “I gotta feeling” by the black eyed peas

[krimson @krimsonkrimson]

"doesn't harm the dog" but you removed all his skin, muscles, and organs for this???

[em @emilyagain]

no not rats having better access to reproductive healthcare than most women

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Duolingo should have an "I'm going on holiday to this country very soon" setting so it teaches you "can I have the bill" instead of "the cow boils an egg"

[Bob @AryaGoonin]

anyone know how to turn off closed captions for racing events? it’s a bit distracting

[Niamh Browne @niamhbrownie]

I want Brendan Gleeson to win an Oscar so badly so that Cáca Mílis has an Oscar-winning actor in it

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Asking me to estimate how long something will take is like asking me how many gumballs are in the jar, but I can’t see the jar.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Shocking. Tommy usually pulls out.