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i come here to talk to myself if you read it that's on you

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

biden: [clearing his throat for eight minutes] dr king has been shot

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

“are u ok?” no, it’s busy season

[ten second cam @camilli_amilli]

three wise men? three? be serious

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It fills me with such pride and joy to announce that my version of Speak Now will be out July 7 (just in time for July 9th, iykyk 😆) I first made Speak Now, completely self-written, between the ages of 18 and 20. The songs that came from this time in my life were marked by their brutal honesty, unfiltered diaristic confessions and wild wistfulness. I love this album because it tells a tale of growing up, flailing, flying and crashing… and living to speak about it. With six extra songs I’ve sprung loose from the vault, I absolutely cannot wait to celebrate Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) with you on July 7th. Pre-order now at https://t.co/m3KNl71qrY 💜💜💜

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

if you worked in accounting, you would understand

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me restarting the song because the part that hurts me the most didn't hurt me enough

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

clients can’t use excel and you think AI will be the technology that replaces accountants

[Kevin Baker @atkevinbaker]

The shrimp has spoken. Six more weeks of frying rice

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. So you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

only 12 months left of busy season. hang in there

[trash jones @jzux]

just found out i have needs. this sucks

[sarah @heavenbrat]

as a girl i should be allowed to let out a very loud glass shattering scream once a day to relieve myself of built up emotion

[Jaimie @mountainwesttax]

tax staff the first time they catch anyone else’s mistake

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

There is nothing silly about a goose.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i’m having a hard time mind controlling my own mind

[KP_ @KP_Folarin]

Honestly, I forgot I was employed. Monday gon be hell.