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[Josh Hart @joshhart]

US lost but Knicks still Champs. Goodnight!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Greenland deploying their weather on us was an unexpected first strike.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED

[JP @jpbrammer]

this is going to ruin the tour

[emma @t0tallyh0t]

us: we want justin bieber
usher:

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Gun laws in Iowa:

NO state permit required to purchase
NO firearm registration
NO assault weapon law
NO magazine capacity restriction
NO owner license required
NO permit required for concealed carry
NO permit required for open carry
NO background checks for private sales

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Boy math is needing 15 attempts to count the votes correctly to become Speaker and then shutting down the government 9 months later

[love bug @dollysoulsiren]

adopting lucky girl syndrome in 2023 we’re gonna be delusional and then get everything we want!!!

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Mitch McConnell just learned he will not be Majority Leader. Enjoy your evening, America.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Gentle reminder that tomorrow we start living for the hope of it all

[princess cookie sparkle @cookiesparkle12]

MAGGIE ROGERS TONIGHT MAGGIE ROGERS TONIGHT MAGGIE ROGERS TONIGHT MAGGIE ROGERS TONIGHT MAGGIE ROGERS TONIGHT MAGGIE ROGERS TONIGHT @maggierogers

[eg @emma_graceless]

the years of my life lost to the 6 train between 14th and 42nd

[noam @noampao]

I’ve had 2 drinks so you know what that means - that’s right every single post on my Instagram feed is getting a like

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Correct

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

George Costanza in Aime Leon Dore, a thread 🧵

[Covie @covie_93]

Zelenskyy deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i would like to take part in a scheme. not a pyramid one, just a lil heist or something

[trash jones @jzux]

$16 bottle of wine: outrageous. what am i, a prince?

$16 cocktail: I guess this seems about right