Emma Grantham

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[فاروق @FaroukKannout_]

If the minions were Odysseus’s crew shit would’ve gone down differently

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice

[Nickeee @Nick__Nation]

Hey sorry I missed your text I was trying to change the prophecy

[Pentagon Pizza Watch @pizzintwatch]

🚨BREAKING: Several pizzerias near Independence Hall in Philadelphia are surging in activity.

[taysnoopys⸆⸉ @taysnoopys]

taysnoopy 💍👰‍♀️!

[miia @miiagarro]

good morning to women only. men you think about what you did

[John Hamill @Hamill2086John]

People saying "This will embarrass King Charles" regarding Prince Andrew.
That's the guy who wished he was a Tampon.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

ummmm you don't understand, MY family came here legally. They had to meet rigorous requirements like, "get on a boat", and "don't shit yourself to death on the boat before it gets there"

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

“Don’t bring a gun to a protest if you don’t want to be killed duh. Also American Hero Kyle Rittenhouse will be in my podcast this week please listen”

[i miss you harry @guccirry]

Get in line sister

[Cristela Alonzo @cristela9]

The parents of kids that have been shot at schools apparently are not as special to get anything like this. I guess it's their fault for sending their kids to school.

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!

[j @Jferrie23]

If you guys are worried about players manipulating player props, wait until you hear about politicians and stocks…

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

I for one am shocked that NBA employees are gambling. How did they get sucked into that kind of activity?

I really hope they address this on the FanDuel Pregame show sponsored by bet365, right before the big game at DraftKings arena

[ravn @mfnravn]

"girl what" is gender neutral btw

[leah @leahetc_]

mind if a white girl does some nonlinear storytelling

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

it cannot be said enough that donald trump is doing exactly what he said he was going to do when he went on all these men’s podcasts

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Normally, when a civil rights leader dies, their supporters spend days reciting their greatest quotes and preachings. So, it's notable that the right has devoted the past two days trying to get Olive Garden waitresses fired for critical TikToks, while avoiding his body of work.