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oh my god they were roommates; vibe city up in here

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

:)

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

my neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack.

[em 💫 @emma_leefikes]

@sethfikes get back to work

[Dingo @sethfikes]

I wish I didn't have to go to work to be able to afford to go to work

[Dingo @sethfikes]

Polyamorous relationships should've died in the 80's

[Dingo @sethfikes]

Just dropped a nuke in the bathroom at work that would put Hiroshima to shame

[Dingo @sethfikes]

Update: The voices are getting louder

[Dingo @sethfikes]

Saw a post on Facebook that said "pretty girls, please don't date insecure men, they will never let you be pretty" somebody gotta tie these hoes shoes, cuz they tripping like a mf

[Dingo @sethfikes]

The first rule of firearm safety is to not cut me off in traffic

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

Boner bone

[Dingo @sethfikes]

Guys, feel free to execute your local pedophile

[em 💫 @emma_leefikes]

@sethfikes mhm

[mau 🍂 @villainsaints]

hot people be like “sorry i can’t make it tonight i already have plans.” and their plans include reading a romance book all night until 4am

[juni @wtfffjuni]

not to self diagnose but something is wrong