Scrub Mommy 🧽

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[Scrub Mommy 🧽 @emma_phillips2]

@pathetic_los $emphil1997

[Lola @Glitterpoops_]

I do a lot of illegal shit but I draw the line at littering

[bitchcraft ☾ @mermaidbl00d]

gonna tell my kids this was megan fox and machine gun kelly

[ALEXANDRA @_AlexandraGG_]

everyone has “I wonder what would happen if” thoughts, but toddlers actually do the shit. I respect that.

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

i’m obsessed with soft launch boyfriend reveal culture. is that a man’e sleeve in ur mirror selfie?? who’s drinking that second beer in your photo dump?? keep the people guessing!!!

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

as a child, I assumed Martha’s Vineyard was owned by Martha Stewart

[arlo @arlocado]

HERES TO MY BITCHES WHO USE TEA SPOONS FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE BIG SPOONS GIVE THEM BAD VIBES

[Scrub Mommy 🧽 @emma_phillips2]

@smokedank420_ Not mention all the plants they killed...

[Scrub Mommy 🧽 @emma_phillips2]

If Sallie Mae was a real person, I’d definitely jump that bitch.

[Scrub Mommy 🧽 @emma_phillips2]

I can feel myself losing brain cells whenever I eat Takis

[Scrub Mommy 🧽 @emma_phillips2]

The original Hype House.

[Scrub Mommy 🧽 @emma_phillips2]

Throwing out dead flowers is so sad lol

[Scrub Mommy 🧽 @emma_phillips2]

Kendall Jenner can get a picture of her on CCTV but not victims’ families of vicious crimes....

[Scrub Mommy 🧽 @emma_phillips2]

I think birth control should be called baby control

[Scrub Mommy 🧽 @emma_phillips2]

I went from being such a party girl, like off my rocker, to doing copious amounts of acid, to being a mom... life is crazy

[Scrub Mommy 🧽 @emma_phillips2]

I need to get back into makeup

[Scrub Mommy 🧽 @emma_phillips2]

Drake’s the type guy to stand alone, awkwardly at a party