If you catch yourself today buying an entire outfit for 99p, just think to yourself, that whilst you might not be paying full whack, someone out there will be paying the price for you. #BlackFriday
If u see anyone online talking nice about Matt Hancock coz he’s fannying about in the jungle eating kangaroo cum it’s your duty to call them a dickhead no exceptions, including your dickhead auntie on Facebook. Do the right thing.
We're taking on the challenge of cycling 475 miles this month to raise £50,000 for orphans to live with families instead of institutions - sponsor us here please https://t.co/HgLoMrILsR thank you 🙏 #UkraineOrphanages@HopeandHomes
Sean Lock was a brilliant writer, a phenomenal stand-up, a comedy genius. Our thoughts are with his family after this devastating news. We will miss him greatly. There was no-one like him.