Emma Stirk

[Emma Stirk @emma_stirk]

@Meg_Stirk course I do #FaceIt

[Emma Stirk @emma_stirk]

@shereepurdon thanks sheree, same to you too....

[Emma Stirk @emma_stirk]

Retweet if you know a slut."( @shereepurdon )

[Wakeup People @WakeupPeopIe]

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

[Wakeup People @WakeupPeopIe]

I don't make spelling mistakes, I make new words.

[Emma Stirk @emma_stirk]

"@KicksTheBucket: Before I die, I would like to go skydiving with my best friend.."@AliKnight17

[Emma Stirk @emma_stirk]

"@UberFacts: The film "A Nightmare on Elm Street" was inspired by real life events." @ashpurdon

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

WHAT HAPPENS IN AN EXAM: Tik tock, mind block, pen stop, eye pop, full shock, jaw drop, time up, no luck.

[Emma Stirk @emma_stirk]

I'll admit that the Chinese kids in my math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed? That's a bit cocky...

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

A potato has skin, I have skin. Therefore I am a Potato.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

[Emma Stirk @emma_stirk]

@kay_gunn , @Dylancastle , @holl_kent5 just 32 days =D

[Emma Stirk @emma_stirk]

@AliKnight17 me too. But my kids won't love you. ;) hahaha

[Emma Stirk @emma_stirk]

@Erin_kate98 your the best!

[Emma Stirk @emma_stirk]

"@MindBlowing: When people yawn, do deaf people think they're screaming?"

[Emma Stirk @emma_stirk]

"@Women_Sports: Don't stop when it hurts, stop when you're done!"