Unofficial Emma

Younger than Britney and Beyoncé.

[Unofficial Emma @emma_unofficial]

If people don’t like abortion why do they make birth control pills so tiny and the color of my carpet?

[Unofficial Emma @emma_unofficial]

Legit thought these pics of young Castro were @hasanthehun at first. He’s dressed!

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

if my friends made me listen to vows for a full 40 minutes i think i would’ve burned the venue to the ground

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

That's it. Neera has officially won. She is the world historic GOAT of shamelessness. Absolutely untoppable. The Michael Jordan of her craft.

[Unofficial Emma @emma_unofficial]

Suing God for not rapturing me.

[Unofficial Emma @emma_unofficial]

It’s not even 9/11 and I’m so tired.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I get the joke here but this is legitimately how Democratic elites have acted for the past 35 years to this day. They gave him a primetime speaking spot at the DNC last year.

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

I don’t think time is linear…. Thought I’d share !

[Unofficial Emma @emma_unofficial]

Seeing 3 million dollar 800 sq foot bungalows-this is a cute part of LA. I could live here!

[Jonathan Cook @Jonathan_K_Cook]

Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:

[henry @arithmoquine]

imagine coming down from a k hole and finding out you're elon musk

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Finally mentioning Gaza after almost two years because someone was mean to my wife.

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Why doesn't israel non violently protest Hamas

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

[Unofficial Emma @emma_unofficial]

I just hope they don’t make comedy illegal again.

[bone @boneGPT]

Everything was computer. Not anymore.

[☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz]

the only way this could get better would be if Elon Musk starts tweeting about cucking Stephen Miller

[kar @bustitopen420]

ALIEN VS. PREDATOR

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes