That One Girl

poser - bad friend - would not recommend 3/10

[That One Girl @emma_yikes]

In case u didn't see my sc, I painted Bob Ross' Under Pastel Skies on the side of my sister's chicken coop

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Everyone in Denmark: So King Hamlet was killed by a snake.

Claudius:

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

My academic career in a nutshell

[Ivan @ivanthegoatttt]

In 1975 University of Houston used to be 50$ a semester let that sink in

[Elizabeth Thornton @elizabethann879]

No one:

Theatre girls: I ate them. That’s right. I ate the divorce papers, Charles. I ate them with ketchup. And they were good

[Dutchh @Emdutchh]

It’s Exam season, and the way I’m chilling you’d think I already graduated, got married and have three kids.

[That One Girl @emma_yikes]

Pharma commercials should not be allowed to have catchy feel-good songs while they rob you

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

New Zealand bans semiautomatic rifles less than 24 hours after the Christchurch mass shooting. Imagine: elected officials putting public safety over gun manufacturers’ profits.

Americans deserve better than lawmakers who are letting gun lobbyists write our nation’s gun laws.

[That One Girl @emma_yikes]

Turns out I just had to wait a semester. Friend did it for everyone in class during a break.

[That One Girl @emma_yikes]

The worst part of college is not being close enough to anyone for them to pop your back like the amateur chiropractors in high school

[My Favorite Murder @MyFavMurder]

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[Forest In My Garden @ForesInMyGarden]

I had a lovely little kitchen herb garden growing on my front porch. All my plants started becoming really raggedy and then died but the thyme and oregano draping over the side. I was so confused. Today i solved the mystery. This is not my dog.

[That One Girl @emma_yikes]

Taco Lady: hot or mild salsa?

Me: mild, please

Taco Lady: what you don't like mexican boys? You'll never get one with that attitude. Learn to like the spice.

[Stephanie Patrick @CordyPatrick]

You can make people happy when you walk into a room or when you leave it. The choice is yours.

[That One Girl @emma_yikes]

@YuTakeyamari @gweeniee_ Don't forget :3c and :/

[That One Girl @emma_yikes]

She was on Victorious???

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me hyping up my friends selfies even though i saw it for approval hours before they posted

[That One Girl @emma_yikes]

@abbynotabigail_ K but what's the address