emma 🧚🏻‍♀️

damn, my titties

[emma 🧚🏻‍♀️ @emmaa_dobson]

STOP TRYING TO MAKE LOW RISE JEANS A THING

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

in another life i wouldve loved being a pressed flower in someones journal

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Tsundoku, from Japanese, is the act of buying yet another book that you fully intend to read, but never quite get round to.

[Edward Brooke-Hitching @foxtosser]

A little love story - Edward James, patron of the surrealists, was so besotted with his wife, the dancer Tilly Losch, that when he saw the trail of wet footprints she left up the stairs after her bath at Monkton House, he had them woven into the carpet.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

what kills me about long haired dachshunds is that u can tell they want to be taken seriously

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘snerdle’ (18th century dialect): to wrap up cosily beneath the covers and hold off the day for a little longer.

[trish @ultragloss]

when im 26 ill be an OLD HAG but when im 30 ill be sooo young/fresh/alive/just starting out my life do u know what i mean

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

Seeing a dalmation does feel like meeting a celeb I can’t explain it

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

this is what i mean when i say i like the color pink:

[emma 🧚🏻‍♀️ @emmaa_dobson]

Help protect models from being forced to lose weight @RosalieNelson #ModelsLaw #HumanRights @OliverDowden @cj_dinenage @ - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/5DtBQsa4JF via @UKChange

[ang @cybermrcury]

i’m sorry i have big beautiful brown eyes

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

[emma 🧚🏻‍♀️ @emmaa_dobson]

they’ve moved the like button

[emma 🧚🏻‍♀️ @emmaa_dobson]

i look better in low light

[emma 🧚🏻‍♀️ @emmaa_dobson]

i wish i was an octopus

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

'Nod-crafty' (17th century): having the knack of nodding with an air of great interest and understanding, when you actually tuned out hours ago.

[Blackpool FC @BlackpoolFC]

A message from Jake Daniels.

https://t.co/R2wEsniXKV

[Jono Read @jonoread]

The UK right now watching each country give us 12 points #Eurovision

[emma 🧚🏻‍♀️ @emmaa_dobson]

@he_nry_c to whom it may concern