Emma

I like cats and making bad jokes

[Emma @emmaaa_ye]

http://t.co/QTlFoXZD3x

[Miaw @Miaw]

Yoga class

[PET HOME @catmoaaw]

Woke up to my cat conducting a full security sweep of the apartment at 3am. Not running, just walking with purpose and volume. She’s out here protecting us from threats only she can perceive. I feel safer already.

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

every single person who owns two cats has one beautiful idiot and one terrifying demon plotting a coup

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[kayla @mitckm]

cats looove to wait until your edible hits to start acting super weird about a specific corner of the room

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

people think I'm crazy because I talk to my cat. what am I supposed to do? just ignore her when she asks me a question?

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

so much of the pleasure of having a cat is getting to watch this creature make decisions that will always be at least partially inscrutable to you. it's such a pleasure, inexhaustibly fascinating because cats can't speak or explain. like why did you go over there

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Non-cat owners don't know that you're actually supposed to annoy your cats a little bit.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Rescued a cat. Thought I was saving a life. Turns out I just hired a tiny supervisor who critiques my every move from the top of the fridge.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[Coup De Main @coupdemain]

happy melodrama day to all who celebrate

[Pop Base @PopBase]

9 years ago today, Lorde released ‘Melodrama.’

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I highly recommend owning a cat because it makes every bad feeling a little easier to deal with. It's hard to feel the full weight of life's problems when a little weirdo is sprinting around your house like it's training for the Olympics.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’m sooooo hungry

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"monument of the fat pigeon" Szczecin, Poland