I’ll never forget my mum telling me that a mere 9 days after my birth she ran to my dad, tears streaming down her face, hysterically yelling: “she’s dead, she’s dead” my dad obvs thinking, me, his new born baby has just died. But she was ofc referring to her best pal, Princess Di
JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises.
#APracecall
In germany teachers dont say "you have to learn this"
Instead they say "ROBERT WENN ICH DICH DAS NACHTS UM HALB 3 FRAGE MUSS DAS WIE AUS DER PISTOLE GESCHOSSEN KOMMEN"