Emma Arnold

I’m not as funny as I used to be because I’m not as sad as I used to be

[Mar ; @ihoonlatte]

yo aguantando las ganas de hacer una pregunta random que se me ocurrió y no tiene nada que ver con la conversación

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando ves que tu cuarto se está volviendo demasiado desordenado y te das cuenta de que algo anda mal y no es solo el cuarto el que está desordenado

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

I can’t think of a faster way to get the internet to call you the fat guy from Superbad.

[👼 @xtsygirll]

i feel like a diversity hire at family gatherings

[debs ⊹ ࣪ @cuecadohyunjin]

tava penteando o cabelo no banho e passei a escova no bico do peito

[spam @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[Neet @neet_sol]

pro tip: your salary stays the same whether you're stressed or couldn't care less

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Alex @sanpellyenjoyer]

It’s actually nuts how fast you can spend 300 bucks in a day just doing normal shit

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

it's so interesting to meet people who were traumatized by their parents' divorce because i personally was traumatized by my parents' marriage

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

my uncle was forced to twerk at gunpoint in Roku City

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

A new app idea called Linked-Out where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.

[Damian @DamianDemented]

@COTM_2 All the budget went on paying for Dwayne’s ego trip

[barley @barleywheatling]

does it ever stop feeling like this

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

english teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds