Emma Fitzpatrick

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[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

One of the best things I have done in my adult life had been getting comfortable going out to eat at a restaurant alone. Honestly magical, and a game changer to my confidence.

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

So what if my productive music playlist is just filled with compilations of Zelda soundtracks. WaHt AbOuT iT jUsT lEt Me LiiiiiiiVeeee.

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

Now that I am an *adult* I’m using my *adult* powers for good. And by that I mean yes, I do have an entire drawer in my bedside table that is solely filled with candy.

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

@andyboringwitz So many questions

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

Anyone else’s partner think it’s the epitome of comedy to just lie about how long you’ve actually been together?…no?…just mine?

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

I actually can’t wait. Please play this so I have someone to scream at about this absolutely incredible, emotional shredder of a game! 🖤💚

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Explore a strange world full of colorful friends and foes as you uncover a forgotten past that will determine your fate... when @OMORI_GAME by @_omocat comes to #NintendoSwitch in Spring 2022! #IndieWorld

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

I’m definitely not still bitter that Dunkin got rid of there beyond sausage. Nope. Not me.

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

@andyboringwitz So close, yet so far.

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

Gtfo of here with this Jaws ass looking, fear mongering shit NYT.

[NYT Magazine @NYTmag]

White sharks are hunting along Cape Cod's beaches. What will it take to keep people safe?
Read @cjchivers’ cover story. https://t.co/ZuOtF7TsQQ

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

If you don’t think that September and October are the best months on the Cape…you are simply incorrect.

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

Jason told me that the only reason I have such strong opinions about the array of differences between a chocolate chip vs. a chocolate chunk, is because I’m the size of a Borrower. And I’ve never been so simultaneously insulted and impressed in my life.

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

@flaherty_rachel 😂 oh man, I was honestly jealous of how genuinely excited he was about grass!

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

The other day my dad turned to me, with the biggest smile, and said “Did you see there’s new grass coming in?” He really is just out here living his wholesome retired dad life.

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

Mmmmmm…it definitely is something to fear thooo…

[Bloomberg Opinion @opinion]

Rising real-estate prices are stoking fears that the American dream of homeownership is slipping out of reach for low- and moderate-income Americans.

That may be so — but a nation of renters is not something to fear https://t.co/J4Q4b3JYvI

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

Making up for lost time, I got so much pink shit now.

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

Wow, the housing market is justsomuchfun! https://t.co/ePYk40ZN8N

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

God really had the nerve to give me the drive and excitement to start all of the new hobbies, and the commitment and follow through to stick with none of them.

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

@olivia_nelson24 What a woman.

[Emma Fitzpatrick @EmmaBeth23]

If you need a giggle, I just remembered that my French teacher in high school had an incredibly thick Boston accent.