emma jean

happy

[emma jean @emmabooze]

same

[emma jean @emmabooze]

true love is my bf driving so i can play Cooking Madness

[hoolie @lunasofiiaa]

I love saying “I’m just a girl” after every minor inconvenience

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

golf was invented so men could chit chat and go on flirty little walks with their friends

[Rihanna @rihanna]

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[emma jean @emmabooze]

was so excited to move back to the west side of Washington after 5 years away, then I was reintroduced to the traffic

[emma jean @emmabooze]

flying past Mt. Rainier on a sunny day is one of my simple life pleasures

[emma jean @emmabooze]

https://t.co/kUBA6LAj6k

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

If the Bengals win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person who likes and retweets this tweet $10,000 dollars.

Must be following me to win. GO.

[Ernie and Berti @Berti_and_Ernie]

I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.
B. Schacter

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Don’t forget to leave out weed and cookies tonight!

[Dorky Dick LLC @jakesquash907]

The baristas out here be the wildest people I know. I’ll black out on a Saturday with them and they’ll be making my hangover coffee the next morning like they didn’t just die a few hours ago.