emma🦦

sorry for being so sexy and funny i don’t know what’s wrong with me

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

Why don’t any Marvel hero’s protect Atlanta

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

they’re so cool that they can toast marshmelons under water

[parkeuh @parkeuhhhh]

goooood morning

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Aaaaand the glock is in my rari isn’t it

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

all by me btw

[emma🦦 @emmabreithaupt]

incredible stuff happening from Bailey this Christmas Eve

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

naming my infant son Type Shit

[LonerBox 🇱🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇱🕊️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇦🇱 @BoxLoner]

You have no idea of the fire that you have ignited within this viewer, the cries of this Kimmler will echo around the world like a battle cry

[pris @pwiscila]

Can’t hang out today. It’s my friend Snoopy’s birthday. Yeah the beagle

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

[emma🦦 @emmabreithaupt]

You cheated on me at the Coldplay concert?? When I specifically asked you not to???

[cassidy @snlsmulaney]

whatever happens, my favorite ice cream ever better be staying on the shelves

[, @w0a0i0f]

the tiny devil on my shoulder: today is sooooo kms vibes isn’t it

tiny angel on the other shoulder: maybe… but tomorrow? who knows… tomorrow could be soooooo ‘wait i’m goated’

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i could’ve been pope if it weren’t for this bum knee

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

they should invent a city where all my friends live right next to me and never leave me and we’re all walking distance from each other and it’s also livable and affordable and everyone is happy

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

if anyone ever startles Emma again i’ll freak the fuck out and set everything on fire

[Maia @maiamindel]

Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.