emma

hi my name is emma and i love rocks & the high sierra
collecting dream jobs like tokens & being hot through the power of adhd

[emma @emmabstanley]

smoky the bear runs the liberal media

[emma @emmabstanley]

i think i’m allergic to the adhesive on my heart monitor bc nothing has ever been this itchy before. i have to keep it on for another 2 weeks

[emma @emmabstanley]

i start school on Monday i can’t wait to be a bitchy flight nurse paramedic (doing both bc i hate myself and want to be able to cric someone in the worst conditions possible)

[emma @emmabstanley]

i’m abt to get a very expensive wearable heart monitor stuck to my chest for at least a week do u think i can still go swimming

[emma @emmabstanley]

today i spoke on a panel about the roadless rule & wildland fire mitigation. i was sitting next to the regional director for sierra club and the assistant fire director for CA. i was invited by one of my favorite nonprofits. i was the least experienced person speaking & loved it

[emma @emmabstanley]

i love salt.

[emma @emmabstanley]

i love having a bf it’s like having an assistant

[emma @emmabstanley]

was gonna do a full photo dump but twitter only allows 4 pics

[emma @emmabstanley]

haven’t slept in like 3 nights bc bf won’t stop snoring. he sounds like a shitty subaru w a rod knock & a bad carburetor fr. but we went to the beach & saw my fav band & i don’t work until 4 pm so it’s fine actually

[lychee @smalldollla]

I’m Californian before I’m American

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Seems like the perfect time for women to start an anonymous website where they can name the men who assaulted them — and I bet we could get over 62 million names VERY quickly.

WE NEED TO BECOME THE BEAR, LADIES

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I took her to my river and I creeked it

[emma @emmabstanley]

“what state is that in? minneapolis?”

[emma @emmabstanley]

“they’re like neurotic in a jewish way”

[emma @emmabstanley]

what’s it called when u can run codes and respond to terrible traumas and pull bodies off of mountains and fight wildfires but you get overstimulated in the grocery store? bc i think it’s just adhd

[emma @emmabstanley]

missing being in a helicopter doing search and rescue in the high sierra rn but i’ll be back in one soon all the sar teams on this side of the sierra want me sooo bad. plus flight medic will happen at some point when i find a medic program i fw

[emma @emmabstanley]

also i got a rooftop tent and yesterday i was having sex in it & there was an earthquake but we just thought it was my trucks suspension from having sex in my rooftop tent i can’t stop thinking abt that

[emma @emmabstanley]

omg it’s been so long. i moved to the place i was driving 6 hours to go to like twice a month mountain season is gonna go crazy this year. moved out here w no job & only applied to the 2 i wanted to work for and got them both. diva so up